I did something dumb. Well, I don't know if dumb is the right word, cause I'll most likely do it again because I'm vain but-let's be honest-I'm just stalling so I don't have to tell you. How's that for a run-on sentence? (See? Still staling.)
Okay.
I waxed my upper lip.
(Did I really just say that? Yep, pretty sure I did.)
I didn't actually do the waxing. I went somewhere and they did it, and now I have these dumb little bumps there that aren't supposed to be there because it was a special "European" wax. European or not, I didn't like it. I went somewhere different than my usual eyebrow place and that's what I get for deviating off my normal course. A bumpy lip.
Moral of the story. Stick with what you know when it has to do with something like a few unwanted hairs.
The end.
p.s. notice how there are no pictures for this post? That's on purpose.